|me as a pedestrian:||[catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM|
|me driving:||say your prayers|
How can people think that gay couples shouldn’t be allowed children. I don’t know about you , but this is the happiest family I’ve ever seen.
doesn’t NPH’s husband look a bit like Dick Van Dyke?
I love everything about this.
Just look at those gays, all running around and ruining the sanctity of marriage and raising unhappy kids and shit. What has this country come to?
its true what they say, the sanctity of marriage now is in trouble with gays getting married. They are doing it better.
We are absolutely in love!
wow! it’s perfect